Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 14, 2013
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. moe's fresh fruit stand - produced badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan. o'bleary's irish pub o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song. futurismo futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's family place - meat & vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other. kid: aagh filibuster inn of capitol hill filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya special" (pb&j on wonder bread) sickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies. starbucks coffee starbucks coffee starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
P. J. Piehole’s couldn’t have been closed for too long, since it turned up in Cul de Sac too.