Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot
Wally: Hey, Max...how about a ride?
Max: Wow, this is a cool view.
I can see OVER everyone!
Max: I can see where we're going...
Where we've been...
SALE
Max: I'm KING OF THE -
WHAM
Max: Dude...DOOR FRAME.
Wally: Sorry.
One of my father-in-law’s friends, who had been a football pro back in his day, nearly gave us all heart attacks when he scooped up our baby and gave her a ride on his shoulders. He was about 62, fast and tall, and the door arches in the house relatively low-lying, but since he’d been a pro and had good depth perception and all, nothing bad happened.