The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 01, 2017
January 31, 2017
February 02, 2017
Transcript:
Uncle Ted: My health insurance plan notified me I must cease my hazardous activities.
Brutus: Hazardous activities! What hazardous activities have you been doing, Uncle Ted?
Uncle Ted: Watching the evening news!
… and breathing.