Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 12, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers! This week: DIVINE BUREAUCRAT! War erupts! Yet our hero GOD-MAN is nowhere to be found on the battlefield! Nor is he fighting the evils of combat from his God-hideout! Where can God-Man be? He's taken a job in the Bush administration! God-Man: Hey, W. was the first president to ask me! "The job pays well, and frankly, I don't do much -- George just likes having me around!" Telephone: To vote for Ruben Studdard for American Idol, press 4. "Every now and then, he'll pop in..." George W. Bush: Hey, we need to start a war in Iraq, right? God-Man: You bet, boss! God-Man: My OK enables him to dive headlong into huge decisions without analysis or moral introspection... CRASH Wha...? God-Man: Scalia, can't you EVER come in through the DOOR? Judge Scalia: It's another capital punishment case! You're still OK with us KILLING BAD GUYS, right? God-Man: Whatever. I'm on lunch. Judge Scalia: I'll take that as an "affirmative." Thomas, uphold the hell outta this one!