Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 09, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling GOD-MAN Tip-Top Comics, Inc. God-Man: Hiya, Harry. Harry: God-Man! Good to see ya! God-Man: How's business? Harry: Lousy, G.M.! Your comic book sales are in the toilet! God-Man: What? But kids LOVE me! Harry: Not anymore! The competition's whipping our hides with THIS! Captain GOD God-Man: But this guy isn't as powerful as I am! Harry: Well, maybe you're TOO powerful. Harry: Omnipotence can be boring! And annoying! If you can do anything, then...why DON'T you? God-Man: YOU DARE QUESTION ME?! Harry: See, there's also that holier-than-thou attitude. Later -- God-Man: It's time I checked this Captain God joker out. Captain God: Whoa! Let's rap about this! I know you're going through a rough time right now...! Next: God-Man gets selective! God-Man: Hmmm. "Captain God Comics" subscriber, Barry? I'M BUSY. Barry: HELP!