Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 20, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Maverick They Knew He Could Never Be Tamed. SALOON Man: What this town needs is OLD MAN McCAIN as sheriff! Man #2: But he's a MAVERICK! He plays by his own rules! Man #3: Let's ask 'im! Man: John McCain, will you run for sheriff? John McCain: Well, there's one thing you gotta know... John McCain: I'm a MAVERICK! And there ain't a man alive who can change me ONE BIT! John McCain: For example, my views on immigration! They come from deep in my soul! Man: Yeah, you're going to have to CHANGE those. John McCain: Oh. Okay. Man: And you've got to change your position on taxes. John McCain: Alright. Man: And energy policy. John McCain: Okey doke. Man: And Roe v. Wade. John McCain: If you insist. Man: And TORTURE! John McCain: You got it. Man #2: And about this whole "honor", "integrity" and "dignity" stuff... John McCain: Aw, that's not a deal-breaker. So long as everyone knows... John McCain: I'm a maverick! MAVERICK McCAIN FOR SHERIFF THE OTHER GUY TEACHES BABIES ABOUT SEX Pig: Oink. NO TAXES I HATE LOBBYISTS LOBBYISTS PLEASE REPORT BACKSTAGE