Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 13, 2016

Transcript:

The republican monster! Our story thus far- They try to create the perfect political party through coded racism, xenophobia and hate! their hubris instead created a monster! The monster destroyed its creators and gained the support of the torch carrying mob of villagers! Now that it has own , what will it do? Trump: Trump go back to laboratory where Trump was created! It more now! ARR! Now it is time to experiment with party machinery! lots of shiny buttons and pretty gadgets! Crash IGOR: Trump! You have returned! Trump: Trump start trade war! there are trade deficits so we are losing billions! crackle Igor: wait, a trade deficit is not "lost money"! Trump: Hmmm,,trump wants more countries with Nuclear weapons! and Trump tell allies we quit NATO! Trump wonders what happen if we default on US Treasuries! IGOR: wait No! You've not only destroyed the lab and castle, you've devastated the countryside! Trump: You are hater and loser! SAD! IGOR: Here come the villagers! They will finally turn on you! Villagers: Trump! The village is burning! Its chaos! what a better time for a monster to lead us!! WE need to take a risk on a non - establishment leader! Trump: ARR...muslims bad! mexicans bad! women bad! IGOR: Its almost as though he has a plan! He refuses to be PC! Fantastic! Next: the monster finds shiny burrows in the pentagon war room!