1 and Done by Eric Scott for May 20, 2024

You don’t really expect him to sit on a cold, dirty floor, do you?

Buy some furniture, cheapskate!

Just be glad the dog heard you say “Sit” instead of another word that also starts with an “S” and ends with “it”.

Why do you say “Sit” without providing a chair to sit on or sit in?

It’s nice to see a dog that’s innovative.

You didn’t say where! I mean, he could’ve chosen the hot tub!

Imagine what he does when you say “Heel”.

Ha! Good thing you didn’t say heal. Putting a pet through Medical school is very expensive.

Hmph! Must have some Chihuahua genetics.

Yeah, but the shaking trick comes in handy when you are ready for a martini.