1 and Done by Eric Scott for November 04, 2024

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    The Duke  18 days ago

    Where is the doctor going to get a vat of molten lava?

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    The Reader Premium Member 18 days ago

    Weren’t you supposed to be a babe in a bikini?

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  18 days ago

    If that Mr.Bond hadn’t escaped, there wouldn’t be a hole in his schedule available.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 18 days ago

    No thanks …I’d rather have the shot!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 18 days ago

    On second thought, I’ll take my chances with Covid!

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    KevinAclouse  18 days ago

    The blood work is being done by Dr. Acula (shoutout to Mitch Hedburg).

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    Imagine  18 days ago

    His being married to Mrs. No explains his bad mood.

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    willie_mctell  17 days ago

    My midlife crisis was going back to school around 1990. I took second quarter calculus and C++ from Doctor Ngo, pronounced “no.” He was an excellent instructor.

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    Buoy  17 days ago

    Standard stress test at the HealthCareNotAtAll clinic.

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    PoodleGroomer  17 days ago

    Bone density scans before suspensions. We can’t be breaking things.

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    nancyb creator 17 days ago

    And his handwriting is unreadable.

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