9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 29, 1993
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Edda: Look at this old miniskirt! Can you envision my mom wearing it? amos: quick ask me something about polynomials! I'm starting to gray out! Edda: Mom, when did you really wear a niniskirt when you were a girl? mom: Yes. I was about your age. edda: I'd never have the nerve. I have a horrible body. Woman: you're an absolutely stunning, beautiful person, edda. Gran: It's a scandal the way you lie to that child about her looks. Woman: I'm not lying! Gran: of course you are! Woman: You're an absolutely stunning, beautiful person, mother.