9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 31, 1993
Transcript:
Edda: "a virtuous man's honesty exists only in proportion to the pyre upon which he atones for it." woman: who said that? wait! don't tell me! Was it Wilde? Edda: No. woman: Shaw? Edda: no. Woman: Twain? edda: no. Woman: Bierce? Edda: no. woman: Russel? Edda: no. woman: mencken? Edda: no. woman: Well who then? Edda: Lamb chop.