9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 26, 1993
Transcript:
Edda: What's bugging you? Amos: That new girl..marsha. Edda: you know her!? Amos: i could never introduce myself. she'd think I'm a nerd. edda: Marsha has the intellect of a petunia! She couldn't win a debate with a poached egg!! Edda: Rumor has it she came to school pithed for biological study. amos: you mean, there's hope?