9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 10, 1994
Transcript:
nun: your daughter has flouted virtually every major rule upon which this school's discipline is strictly founded...concurrently, she maintains a 4.0 average, and has one every academic honor we can bestow upon a twelve year old...she is the most gifted student we've ever had! nun: She's just toying with us, isn't she?