9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 28, 1994
Transcript:
amos: I'll bet mary's impressed with how long I can hold my breath underwater. she's probably thinking what a great guy I must be...and in a moment, edda will tap me on the head, i'll stand, and she'll say, "this is my best friend amos..." edda: your mom really lets you wear lipstick? woman: yeah, but she won't cave in to pierced ears.