9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 02, 1994

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woman: What if your mom catches us in her underwear drawer? edda: Shhh! whisper! wow! a purple chemise! and a black lace teddy! woman: look at this! a magenta, front hook demi bra! What are all these baggy grey things? That's what she actually wears.