9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 21, 1994
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woman: you're addled, unkempt and undisciplined, mr. van hoesen! you slouch and mope and maunder....and you're acting like an utter fool around mary rosenzweig! woman: well?! have you nothing to say for yourself?! amos: I'm not enjoying puberty any more than you are, sister.