9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 19, 1994

Transcript:

gran: juliette, you're doing it all wrong..let me show yo how I handled this when you were a girl. gran: young lady! you're : thoughtless inconsiderate unloving unlovable horrid wasteful shameful vain prideful terrible obnoxious disgusting willful slouching homely skinny underweight overweight repellent inferior absurd and mean! woman: gee, that made me all nostalgic. gran: I have a little catch in my throat.