9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 27, 2000

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Caption reads: "You know Christmas is over..." Johnny Weissmuller is sitting on a sofa. A hand with mistletoe appears above Johnny's head. Juliette smooches Johnny. Caption reads: "...when mistletoe snipers begin to operate." Juliette is smooching Johnny on the couch. Behind the couch, Edda sits. She is holding onto some mistletoe and thinks: "Covert, but not unappreciated."