9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 31, 2000

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A dog thinks: "'Plus ?a change, plus c'est la m?me chose.' Do you know who said that?" Solange responds telepathically: "You did. I just heard you." The dog thinks: "Wow... ...imagine." Solange thinks: "Imagine what?" The dog thinks: "It's about to turn 2001." The dog thinks: "In just a few hours we will well and truly enter a new millennium." Solange thinks: "And even as we reflect on the progress our kind has witnessed for a thousand years, we just as acutely realize that the more things change..." Solange thinks: "'Scuse me, I gotta go cough up a hairball on the couch." The dog thinks: "The more they remain the same."