9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 19, 2001
Transcript:
A doctor tells his students: "One of the most important things when dealing with a patient in distress, is maintaining cheerful and reassuring bedside manner..." The doctor says: "Well, Dr. Burber, How are we today?...Having a little pain, are we?" Juliette growls with anger. Edda says: "Love that first person plural." Juliette comments: "I liked the part where he choked on his own saliva."