9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 08, 2001
Transcript:
Sister Aramus is carrying a bomb that sounds: "TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK." Sister Aramus is carrying a bomb. Superlative Girl sits at her desk. Sister Aramus presents the bomb to her. Superlative Girl, wearing a red mask and suit, flies away with the bomb. Superlative Girl is in outer space with the bomb. Superlative Girl throws the bomb away. The bomb explodes. The blast pushes Superlative Girl away. Superlative Girl has landed on some grass. Edda is at the chalkboard. Sister Aramus says: "Excellent work, Ms. Burber." Sister Aramus approaches Amos. She puts the ticking bomb on his desk. He panics.