9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 01, 2001
Transcript:
Edda says: "Sometimes, Gran, you command us as if we were totally devoid of self-will." Edda says: "Well, just to clear the air, I think it's degrading to be treated like a dog conditioned to respond at the mere sound of your voice." Gran says: "I see...And is that how you feel, Juliette?" Edda asks: "...Mom?" Juliette replies: "I'm sorry...I seem to be salivating."