9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 29, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette and Elliott are sitting on the beach. Elliott is looking at Juliette's back. Juliette thinks: "It's almost embarrassing the obsessive way Elliott keeps goggling at me in my new bathing suit...Men are so blatant about what they're thinking." Elliott thinks: "How do you tell the woman you love she appears to be short one vertebra?"