9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 05, 2001
Transcript:
Integer Boy is wearing a ballerina's outfit. He says to Superlative Girl: "'Trust me,' you said...'He's a first-rate dry cleaner,' you averred. 'Your Integer Boy costume couldn't be in more reliable hands.'" Edda is at the drawing board and says: "And somewhere, a performance of swan lake was going terribly wrong."