9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 10, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette looks at the phone and thinks: "Astonishing...Rose has a loving husband, A happy marriage and family..." Juliette hangs up the phone and thinks: "...My marriage is a failure, my family broken, and I have a career chasing my own tail for a monolithic institution....And yet Rose envies me." Juliette thinks: "I have her jealousy!" Juliette walks away proudly.