9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 26, 2002
Transcript:
Elliott: "Although you've conditioned my hair to muss immediately upon exposure to visual stimuli, I can't help missing the collateral lip mussing." Juliettte: "Lip mussing?" Juliette: "Well, now we're talking good old-fashioned hands-on muss basics." Elliott: "Call me a sucker for tradition."