9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 14, 2002
Transcript:
Amos: "Sister Aramus...While doing my homework, I hit upon a hitherto unknown property of subatomic physics, the ramifications of which could be..." Sister Aramus Amos with a diabolical expression: "...far reaching." Sister Aramus: "Right...Here's the chalk...Edda will call M.I.T., and I'll just hide here under my desk."