9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 29, 2002
Transcript:
Juliette: "You're...me!" Monster: "No...I'm the monster under your bed." Juliette: "No you're not!...You're me!...Except that your hair is long and dark, and you have that little nightie mother never let me buy when I was 17..." Monster: "...And I still wear a size six." Juliette: "You monster!"