9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 17, 2002
Transcript:
Gran: "So...I thought you'd never stop necking with that boy last night." Edda: "I beg your pardon?!" Gran: "It had all the markings of a marathon good night kiss." Edda: "You were spying on me!?" Gran: "I wasn't spying, I was taking out the garbage!" Edda: "And exactly how much garbage did you take out!?" Gran: "Enough." Juliette: "Mother, what's become of my old record collection?"