9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 23, 2002

Transcript:

Edda: "I just had an interesting thought." Amos: "Why is it when you have an interesting thought, my glasses always end up flying off my face?" Edda: "Six of the seven critical elements in achieving the perfect blown kiss are trajectory, escape velocity, altitude, gravitational pull, wind resistance and angle of re-entry...Observe." Edda: "MMMM...MMWAHH!" Amos: "What's the seventh critical element?" Edda: "Extreme suggestibility."