9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 11, 2002
Transcript:
Thorax: "You see, my quantum rift signal has been modified to ride on old TV broadcasts...which allows me to toy with temporal paradoxes...Were you watching TV when your time shift occurred?" Old Edda: "As I recall, it was a rerun of 'Leave it to Beaver.'" Thorax: "Odd...By my calculations you should have ended up shrivelled husks in the frozen vacuum of space...or guests on 'Howdy Doody.'"