9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 28, 2002

Transcript:

Man: "Have you ever been told that you have quite lovely legs?" Juliette: "Oh, yes...and always as a hopeful overture to activities that turn out to be an unattainable, pathetic fantasy." Juliette: "Speaking of legs, don't yours usually reach the floor?" Man: "Under ordinary circumstances, yes..."