9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 31, 2002

Transcript:

Man: "Has anybody ever told you you're a very sexy woman?" Juliette: "Incessantly, tediously, ad nauseam, ad infinitum, without surcease and unto the end of time itself." Man: "That's the first time I've gotten a nosebleed from words." Juliette: "Pertinence does that."