9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 20, 2002

Transcript:

Amos: "I just got the results from my Scholastic Aptitude Make-believe knowledge exams." Amos: "I have nearly perfect grades in my ability to regurgitate memorized data unencumbered by critical thought." Amos: "My higher brain function and human potential have been reduced to a few pages of a dictionary and the glossary of a math book." Edda: "Talk about genius!" Amos: "That's the beauty of it...I don't even have to talk."