9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 19, 2002

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Gran: "When are you going to call off your affair with this Elliott person and marry him?" Juliette: "Elliott and I aren't having an affair...We're just dating." Gran: "Oh, sure...And that thing I had going with General Patton was just 'dating.'" Juliette: "Again, there's so much about the North Africa campaign I just don't want to know." Edda