9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2003
Transcript:
Amos: "Mrs. Dr. Burber, I feel you should know that this afternoon, in an uncharacteristic lapse, I experienced my first fantasy featuring your daughter." Juliette Amos: "Edda was the prime minister of Mars, in an action-packed sequence involving running ray gun fire, and many a harsh oath." Edda: "Didn't you tell her about my really tight, sexy uniform with trademark stuck-zipper decolletage?" Amos: "I don't believe in full fantasy disclosure when it might result in bloodshed." Edda: "Honest, yet wisely circumspect."