9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 26, 2003
Transcript:
Gran: "That daughter of yours has been calling this week a 'Guilt Festival.'" Juliette: "Don't look at me. That's her idea." Gran: "Well, you're the one who gave birth to her and raised her!" Juliette: "Well, you're the one who gave birth to me and raised me!" Edda: "Great rebound, Mom...Now duck her illogical recriminations. They can be haymakers." Juliette: "Oh Lord!...The week is young."