9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 25, 2003
Transcript:
"There is a gulf that separates the concepts of truth and full disclosure...I think you need to spend a little more time exploring the lee shore." "What do you mean?" "I mean, the next time Bishop Faine chances to visit our school and stops to ask how you are, just say, 'I'm fine,' instead of 'palpitant with primitive instincts.'" "Fascinating...And you feel that would have been preferable?" "Trust me."