9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 29, 2003
Transcript:
"Hello, I'm calling from Trihedron-West International Telephone Systems...How are you today?" "I'm a pathetic geek with nothing better to do than cling to a telephone while other people live and laugh and enjoy truly meaningful lives." "Mr. Moster, you remember how you asked me to let you know every time you start doing that strangled sob thing?"