9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 31, 2003

Transcript:

"Hello, I'm calling from Trihedron-West International Telephone Systems...How are you today?" [Edda's words appear upside-down.]"Well, let's see...I have a host of better things to do than talk to you, which includes cutting my toenails, squeezing blackheads, vomiting...popping my knuckles in order of precedence..." "How is she doing that?!"