9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 11, 2003
Transcript:
"You are the most elegant, beautiful and at the same time radiantly sexy woman I have ever known in all..." "Hold on...there's a call coming in..." "Dr. Burber, a matter has come to light that is of vital importance to the college as well as to your department in particular...it is critically important that we confer at the very earliest..." "I'm sorry, there's another caller on the line...just let me deal with that......hold on..." "Now, you were saying..." "...In all my days, the most fantastically..."