9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 07, 2004

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"You were ogling my figure while I walked.. yet all you could think of was the chill factor generated by the wind speed around my hips?!" "Well, I did come up with some rough calculations in nautical miles per hour, but I think they're sound." "I'm THAT sexy?" "Numbers don't lie."