9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 09, 2004

Transcript:

"When Elliot and I kiss, I realize it may look rather sensual to you.." "Not at all." "Well.. passionate.." "No." "Romantic." "Huh-uh.." "Deeply affectionate." "Nope." "Friendly?" "No." "Platonic?" "Look..." "Vaguely social?" "Mom.." "Let's cut to the chase." "I thought people were averting their eyes to give us privacy."