9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 11, 2004
Transcript:
"A lot of time has passed since my divorce, and my self-esteem is all the stronger for it... I'll show you." "Frown at me." "What?" "Just frown at me. Give me your best shot." "SMILE!" "Smile at me! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SMILE!" "May I stop? My jowls are seizing up!" "Just a while longer."