9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 15, 2004
Transcript:
"Inasmuch as you are poised to pound me anyway, permit me to observe that you are not only abhorrent and disgusting, you simultaneously spread alarm and dismay, and inflict immeasurable suffering on all whom you encounter." "Wud you say?" "I'm saying... in the process of contusing your prey, you terrify and nauseate them as well." "Wuddya mean?" "You're a multi-tasker."