9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 26, 2004
Transcript:
"The Bishop has just entered the gates. Is everything ready? Is everyone prepared?" "Yes, sister." "Here we go again... ...To be descended upon by a craggy old geezer and his secretary, like angels of death, but more senile." "Ah, Sister Aramus... ...May I present you to..." "...Father Durly. I'm Bishop Kretschmar's secretary." "You were probably expecting, I imagine, some craggy old geezer." "Sister, is that an unsanctioned blush?"