9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 31, 2004
Transcript:
"I think I'm feeling a little conflicted about my life... My career, my relationship with Elliott... Everything." "You 'think' you are?" "Well, sometimes I deny my feelings until little things start to happen... I get accident-prone, forgetful... Maybe an invisible playmate from childhood reappears... You know. The usual things." "Ah, yes." "What? ...Are you waiting to wear this thing for the tricentennial?"