9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 10, 2004
Transcript:
"You aren't my invisible childhood friend, you're just an extension of my own personality." "Oh, so I'm your id landfill." "My what?" "People are naturally greedy, salacious and misanthropic... But they don't like to look upon it, so they bulldoze it into an id landfill where it can stink and draw flies out of sight... WHya you call a 'personality extension.'" "you're cynical and disgusting." "I guess you'd know... I'm the landfill. ...The garbage is all yours." "On the other hand, you might be my invisible childhood playmate." "Hey... There's an old lasy, want to trip her?"