9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 22, 2004
Transcript:
"That you rain terror and brutality on others isn't excused by your status as a microcephalic pre-hominid." "You have the instincts of a cockroach, the I.Q. of a slug and the personal charisma of athlete's foot." "I called him everything but human, and all he did was walk away smiling." "You were talking to the troglo-jock." "To him, that's a good performance review."