9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 02, 2004
Transcript:
"How did the candidate town meeting go?" "I got to ask a question." "Thing One accused Thing Two of 'distorting the truth.' Thing Two said Thing One was 'misrepresenting fact.' So I asked, how are we supposed to tell when they're just plain lying?" "And?" "They just stood there with their mouths open." "That's how you tell."